These brains are made of noodles

Shona,
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Australia,
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reblog this if you got kicked out of the theater for masturbating to all four shrek movies

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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castilien:

after watching Anaconda

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When we were studying criminal procedure

My lecturer interrupted himself to stop and point out that found not guilty doesn’t necessarily mean they didn’t do it. Which we knew, but he wanted us to think of sex crimes

"Rape is the hardest to find a conviction, so hard that if prosecution thinks they have a strong enough case that they actually take it, then it actually still makes it to court, you can bet the person did it. They did it. But we can’t prove beyond reasonable doubt, so ‘not guilty’. Don’t forget that."

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shewalkedinbeauty:

This will be remembered for years. Iconic.

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makomori:

that’s the whole movie

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italianartsociety:

The fight to stop large cruise ships from entering the Venetian lagoon ramped up in late July with calls from museum professionals and celebrities to ban “grandi navi” (large ships) from Venice. A petition demanding to “halt the passage of the big ships across the Bacino San Marino and along the Giudecca canal” included signatures from over fifty arts professionals, architects, actors, and fashion designers. They and their fellow petitioners urged Prime Minister Matteo Renzi and the Italian Minister of Culture and Tourism Dario Franceschini to take action.

Various international newspapers reported Friday that the protests seem to have had an effect. A ban first enacted by the Venetian Port Authority on ships over 96,000 tons has been reinstated by the Italian government. Starting in 2015, the ban will extend to ships over 40,000 tons. Smaller ships will be severely restricted from entering the area between the Giudecca and Piazza San Marco. The government’s proposal seeks to find an alternative route for the big ships and has consequently generated protest from environmentalists and residents. As government officials seek to find a balance between tourism and conservation, many Venetians and international admirers of the city continue to fight against the grandi navi.

(Source: theartnewspaper.com)

mineralists:

Namibian dioptase

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mineralists:

Namibian dioptase

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bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

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nickiminajvevo:

misterkfishy:

nickiminajvevo:

sometimes math is like

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but then it’s like

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Pretty sure that’s Kirchoff’s Voltage Law being applied to an electrical circuit and it is, in fact, basic arithmetic? Physics is very different from Mathematics.

get a load of this nerd

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  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

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  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

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toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

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clumsyasivory:

scienceofdiscontent:

man these guys think they are so swag bc they are homies with her.

Just look at their fucking faces.

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anthonymackies:

Anthony Mackie attends Marvel’s ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ premiere at the El Capitan Theatre on March 13, 2014 in Hollywood, California.