These brains are made of noodles

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Via I'm pretty when I lie


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2-8/100 photos of thomas william hiddleston Via dear tom hiddleston;

2-8/100 photos of thomas william hiddleston


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I swear, me and my bitches are gonna walk into formal with such a hardcore bad ass ‘fuck you’ attitude we’re gonna burn the place down


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ohno-polio:

shoutout to those of us who have a friend with literally the worst taste in men imaginable, but we’ve never said anything about it

Via I'm pretty when I lie
Chat

My sister meets Tumblr
  • my sister: omfg what the fuck is that?
  • my sister: is that a booger?
  • my sister: is that-
  • my sister: omfg
  • my sister: am I looking at Christian Bales booger?

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  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal
Via Dear me, Mr. Holmes!
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i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

(Source: colfricans)

Via No Shit, Sherlock
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(Source: black-nata)


Via No Shit, Sherlock

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shoutout to all of us who can’t do a single pushup


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(Source: thehootowlofdeath)


Via winter is coming

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deaf-with-a-penguin-walk:

Mock The Week, Series 6 Episode 3


Via Deaf with a Penguin Walk

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Tom likes to talk about humanity and psychology.

baby i love it when you talk about the deep stuff


Via the greatest trick the devil ever pulled

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(Source: sarahxmay)


Via the greatest trick the devil ever pulled

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notablesquotables: Buckingham Palace last night Via Mike Orion Zoom

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Buckingham Palace last night


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